Compass Enthusiast Pillows

'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'

Compass on Trainers

Compass.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

The fate of the emigrant

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The Big Tipper

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

I love my cape

What it takes to be a leader.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Day One, NASA

The Dawn of Time.

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Orienteering 101

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"I hope it's not contagious."

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'