Compass Collector T-Shirts

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'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Trump's moral compass

Boss of compass company to employee: 'I'm sorry, but we've decided to go another direction.'

"It's not a watch I keep looking at, it's a compass!"

'That's where you're wrong, I did remember the compass, though I don't know what you'll use it for...'

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

Admiral Compass

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

The fate of the emigrant

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'