Compass Collector Gifts

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'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Trump's moral compass

Boss of compass company to employee: 'I'm sorry, but we've decided to go another direction.'

"It's not a watch I keep looking at, it's a compass!"

'That's where you're wrong, I did remember the compass, though I don't know what you'll use it for...'

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

Admiral Compass

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

The fate of the emigrant

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I want one of those!"

Moon Souvenirs

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'