Collecting Compasses Gifts

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

"It's not a watch I keep looking at, it's a compass!"

'That's where you're wrong, I did remember the compass, though I don't know what you'll use it for...'

The fate of the emigrant

Please Drove Carefully.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Cat on Board.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'You spelt dog wrong.'

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

Watch for Men Being Supid

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Gone for a P."

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Street signs in Motown.