Compass Use Gifts

The fate of the emigrant

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Orienteering 101

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"YIKES!"

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'We all need direction . . . '

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

Admiral Compass

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"