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'Dad, when somebody says to go south or north or whatever, how do you know what direction that is?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

"You know damn well what noise!"

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Charles Dickens.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

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"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

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'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Golfers lost on the road

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

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'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

Hot Dog Stand

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.