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"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Herman Mankiewicz

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Snowman

Vegetarian Birds

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Turkish Democracy

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Peach flirting with a banana.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.