Collecting Cartoos Mugs

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Herman Mankiewicz

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Turkish Democracy

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Snowman

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Vegetarian Birds

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Mohamed Salah