Collaborative Professional Gifts

A brilliant team!

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Empty box of ideas

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'