Collaborative Professional Pillows

A brilliant team!

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Empty box of ideas

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'