Corporate Professional Pillows

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

Woman walks past a sign in an office that reads "Sycophant of the month".

'Nice to see you again. We must do ants sometime.'

"How small will he get?"

CEO and COO.

"I believe I already know most of you from the drum circle."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I like it!"

We found 'im!

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

'How can people say that we aren't a diverse group, we might LOOK the same but I happen to know for instance that Gerald wears a basque under his suit,'

"Change in plans - the deadline's been moved up to four days ago."

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

'Mike! How the heck are you?' - 'The usual, Pete! Spiritually and emotionally empty, my personal life is a shambles, and I'm near-suicidal!

"Page two, paragraph six: The moral high ground-we're prepared to yield totally on that point."

'Hang on a sec...I don't remember this being scheduled as a video conference call.'

"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."

'Variety is the spice of life, O'Toole; but at this firm conformity is the meat and potatoes.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

'I was motivated by greed, but I blame that on the workplace culture.'

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'Remember, guys, there's no 'I'll kill you before I ever budge an inch on any position' in TEAMWORK.'

"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."

Suggestion box closed! - We know all the answers.

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

Climbing to the top.