Career Professional Pillows

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

Nuns - "I hit the stained glass ceiling."

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Killer Executive Suits.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

37 years in the same position.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.