Creative Professional Pillows

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"

"This is Carl and Freda from Research and Development, and that's Daryl from our Crazy Dreamer Division."

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Brain In A Cage

The life of an artist

"Take a seat and I'll get right to the point. We're looking for someone with lots of imagination."

How to write

'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'

'OK everyone, we want fresh ideas. So, just remember: None of this is written in stone.'

Empty box of ideas

The creative group/the uncreative but very hard-working group.

Imminent deadline.

'They are not drinking. They are 'hungover' from the brainstorming session.'

Life begins at conceptualization!

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

A Very Good Idea

"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Stealing an idea.

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

"You could at least try to look a bit techno"

Brainstorming Session...

'That's my idea patch.'

Dept of Lateral Thinking.

Recycling Development Committee

Patents office.

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I've got an idea for a great opening for you."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Intellectual Property Thief