Creative Professional Pillows

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"

"This is Carl and Freda from Research and Development, and that's Daryl from our Crazy Dreamer Division."

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Brain In A Cage

"Take a seat and I'll get right to the point. We're looking for someone with lots of imagination."

The life of an artist

How to write

Imminent deadline.

The creative group/the uncreative but very hard-working group.

Empty box of ideas

'OK everyone, we want fresh ideas. So, just remember: None of this is written in stone.'

'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"You could at least try to look a bit techno"

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Stealing an idea.

"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."

A Very Good Idea

"After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, Moog was laid off with nothing to do, so he invented the wheel and fire."

Life begins at conceptualization!

'They are not drinking. They are 'hungover' from the brainstorming session.'

Recycling Development Committee

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.'

Brainstorming Session...

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Writer's Block

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Patents office.

Dept of Lateral Thinking.

'That's my idea patch.'

Intellectual Property Thief