Creative Producer Pillows

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Young Frankenstein"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Showbiz Awards

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Empty box of ideas

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Applause

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production