Cold Feet Before Wedding Gifts

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

I.T. Fear

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Disco Dancing

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"And do you John, despite the mountain of statistical evidence showing it ain't gonna happen, promise to stick by your woman?"

"How much worse?"

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

Foot in ice cube.

Wedding Skiers

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

"If he's Parson Brown then who the heck is this joker?!?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

A bride and groom at the altar.

Putting on ice skates