Cold Cuisine Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

An unexpected success.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Say, I just had a thought

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"I surprise you every year!"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

I Love Winter!

Ice Fishing.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'California: Here I come!'