Cold Food Fanatic T-Shirts

I told you you'd get brain freeze if you ate them too fast.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

An unexpected success.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Dad's Diner - 'The best in frozen foods'.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Global Warming.

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'More customer complaints, sir! They complain that the container takes too long to open!'

Fisherman catches fish sticks

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

Ice cubes

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

Cryogenic Cookery

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'