Cold Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

An unexpected success.

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Ice Fishing.

Igloo Building.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I surprise you every year!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

I Love Winter!

igloo smoking zone...