Coffee Purist Gifts

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

'It's just a polite way to say we serve real coffee, not those frappastupid, cappasissy, frothy coffee drinks.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."