Coffee-fueled Dynamo T-Shirts

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Romance

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

A holiday at home

In - Out - Pending.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Engineer on the move.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Working from Home: In/Still In

Handy-lion

Shop Lifting

Origami time!

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'

Stethoscope

Reality home-improvement show.

In-Out-Far Out.