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'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

CEO with SEO

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'She's in training.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

The power of the blog.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

The auto-update demons attack-again."