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"You haven't been as good as we'd hoped, so you can do the washing up."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

Kitchen Tetris

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

High Kick

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

Weightlifter

Tube men dancing.

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

"Done saving the world for today."

Just one moment dear.

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."