Dishwashing Dynamo Prints

"You haven't been as good as we'd hoped, so you can do the washing up."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Kitchen Tetris

Romance

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

Lady Gaga.

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

High Kick

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

Weightlifter

"Done saving the world for today."

Tube men dancing.

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Just one moment dear.

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."