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"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

The Sculptor

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Garbage in, great books out."

Igloo Windfarm.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Origami Mail

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

Shadow Artist

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Ice Sculpture.

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

Rebellious Typewriters

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Ice Sculpting Classes.

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"