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"How are your latte art classes going?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

The Sculptor

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Igloo Windfarm.

"Garbage in, great books out."

Origami Mail

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Shadow Artist

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

Rebellious Typewriters

Ice Sculpture.

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Ice Sculpting Classes.

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

'It's a cement mixer.'