Coffee Coaster Gifts

'Sitting at a desk all day and bringing work home is how schools prepare you for a career.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

Reading the sports pages.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'How long has what been going on?'

School of Baristas

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Voting on their Seats

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

'What's job security like around here? Well, I wouldn't bother taking off my hat or coat.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"Should I use a coaster?"

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."