Coffee Coaster Gifts

'Sitting at a desk all day and bringing work home is how schools prepare you for a career.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

You've Had Enough!

Reading the sports pages.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'This decaf's lousy.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

School of Baristas

'How long has what been going on?'

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'What's job security like around here? Well, I wouldn't bother taking off my hat or coat.'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

"Should I use a coaster?"

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"And that was with the handbrake on!"