Coffee Break Connisseur Gifts

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'