Coffee Appreciation Gifts

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

'Almost, Cranston. You came in a close second to the coffee maker.'

'Anything I can get you? Tea, coffee, coats and hats?'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Non-Power Breakfast

Writers without borders.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Countervailing Clichés.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

A breakthrough in the morning meeting