Coffee Alternative Seeker Gifts

'May I have five buck for a hot chocolate, sir? — coffee makes me nervous.'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Joined at the hipster.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."