Coffee Alternative Seeker Pillows

'May I have five buck for a hot chocolate, sir? — coffee makes me nervous.'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"