Cocktail Grower T-Shirts

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Superheroes Having a Drink

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.