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Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."