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'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Acme Flyswatters.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Ship in a Bottle

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Driverless tow truck.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

"Got any new monster trucks?"