Coat Of Arms Collector Pillows

"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'After A Knights Hard Day'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Beer Sergeant.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets