Coat Of Arms Collector Gifts

"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."