Coastal Dwellers Gifts

Boy running away from home (a lighthouse).

A Surfboard checking out a new pair of Board shorts to buy

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

High tide.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Delivery."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Santa in the off-season.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Ocean sounds $1.00