Ocean Dwellers Gifts

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...