'Pwllheli Vice.'
Coastal Constable T-Shirts
Bring seaside spirit to their wardrobe with our coastal constable t-shirts—fun, creative, and filled with ocean-inspired humor that’s perfect for beach lovers and coastal enthusiasts.
Local Knowledge
I rather like bucket and spade holidays.
"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"
Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea
Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast
Try me/try me/try me...
In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.
Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.
Lighthouse Beam.
Saved...life is good!
Lighthouse Hammock.
Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.
"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"
"Ticket and passport, please."
A man plays golf by the sea
"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"
'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'
"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."
Lighthouse powered by batteries.
Shark tower surveillance camera.
The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man
'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'
'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'
Startling!
Lifeboat
Frontex
Coastguard
Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.
Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.
"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"
"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."
"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
'Oh - It's you.'
Coastal Constable T-Shirts Collection
Coastal Constable Mugs
Explore our collection of coastal constable mugs for a humorous and seaside-inspired start to their day.
Coastal Constable Pillows
Discover cozy coastal constable pillows—fun, ocean-inspired decor that brings seaside humor into any room.
Coastal Constable Prints
Browse our vibrant coastal constable prints—perfect for adding a playful, coastal vibe to your home or gift collection.