Coastal Manager T-Shirts

'Mr. Jenkins, allow me to introduce Wally, our coastal manager. He'll be sealing our deal today.'

Local Knowledge

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

A man plays golf by the sea

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Lighthouse switch

"Well, the drought is over."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Ahoy!"

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Wildlife Management.

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Purvison heads our environmentally-conscious growth fund

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

"We're a 'green' company. We only hire people with self-sustaining renewable energy."

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

Foresters, Farmers and Miners! Meet your local County Extinction Agent.

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

World's sma.... llest beach

At least we're together!

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."