Coastal Protector T-Shirts

"We rescued it from coastal erosion...mind you, the neighbours aren't appreciative."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

"It's trickle down."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Nope. No fish."

Marine Pollution

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

The Procrastinator

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Urban Expansion

Save the Humans.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"If you see an oil spill, we can pull over."

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Help!"

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"Help us!!"

Last Blue Tuna.

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"