Coast Guard Officer T-Shirts

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

UK border controls relaxed.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Collies Without Borders

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

The Family Joules: Part 6

Europe and immigration.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Viva Belarus!

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Sand Snowmen

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Anything to declare?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Frontex