Coastal Constable Mugs

'Pwllheli Vice.'

Local Knowledge

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse Hammock.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ticket and passport, please."

A man plays golf by the sea

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Startling!

Lifeboat

Frontex

Coastguard

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'Oh - It's you.'