Coalition Connoisseur Gifts

Election Race Winners.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

'Our views on same-ideology coalitions are evolving.'

Israel coalition

"You call this a constitution?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

Yesh Atid

Nicola Sturgeon

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"We have some architects in our colony."

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.