Coalition Connoisseur T-Shirts

Election Race Winners.

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

'Our views on same-ideology coalitions are evolving.'

Israel coalition

"You call this a constitution?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Yesh Atid

Nicola Sturgeon

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"We have some architects in our colony."