"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."
Coal Walker In Training Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky passion of a coal walker in training? Our collection of themed gifts offers humorous, heartfelt, and artistic items that inspire and amuse. Perfect for highlighting their unique interest in this creative pursuit, each piece is designed to bring a smile and motivate their journey. From amusing mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints, find a thoughtful gift that says you get their creative spark.
Snowman with Happy Face Badge.
Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?
"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."
T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'
Walking on Water
Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant
Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'
'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'
"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"
"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."
WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'
"He's being retrained."
Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!
Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.
'I used to run. Now I power walk.'
"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."
"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."
Courage Frosty. Courage.
Woman and dog with mobiles
Coal-Fired Pizza
They're using our @#$% slipstream again.
"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."
"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."
Fitness walking isn't so bad...it's such a simple, uncomplicated activity!"
'You can't class walking to the pub as regular exercise.'
'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'
'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''
Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...
Fuel Costs
'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'
Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)
'You realize, the idea is to walk the entire mall, not just the food court.'
Coal Walker In Training Gifts Collection
Coal Walker In Training Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the quirky passion of coal walker in training – a gift that fuels their mornings and motivations.
Coal Walker In Training Pillows
Comfort and creativity combine on our pillows, ideal for any coal walker in training looking to showcase their unique hobby.
Coal Walker In Training Prints
Decorate with our vibrant prints, celebrating the fun and quirky world of coal walking in training.
Coal Walker In Training T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the coal walker in training in your life – funny, stylish, and inspiring for every step of their journey.