Coal Walker In Training Mugs

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Walking on Water

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

"He's being retrained."

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Woman and dog with mobiles

Coal-Fired Pizza

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

'You can't class walking to the pub as regular exercise.'

Fitness walking isn't so bad...it's such a simple, uncomplicated activity!"

'What happened to you? I've been on a fantastic walk.'

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."

"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."

Fuel Costs

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

'You realize, the idea is to walk the entire mall, not just the food court.'

A Man Recieving His Wages.

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)