Coal-heaver Gifts

Sketches by Boz - Coal-Heavers Drinking in Scotland Yard Pub

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Where clean coal comes from.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

Orchards

'The three little pigs go camping'

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

How coal creates jobs

"He's being retrained."

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

Speleologist

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Power Station

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

Well, I'm not leaving.

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

Umbrella with Flowers