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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'He does lack social skills.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

It's hammerhead time

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'But I feel quite healthy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Yawn

Use it or lose it.

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"This year at tax time I'm going to claim him as my child."

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Man walks dog using treadmill.