Couch Potato Club Pillows

"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Pet Hobbies

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Spiro & Pusho watching tv on an island.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

'Prisons have exercise yards. Maybe you'd get in shape if you committed a crime and went to prison.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"How many times are you going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Love is when you watch television together.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'