Couch Potato Pals Pillows

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Couch Potatoes

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.