Couch Potato Pals Pillows

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Unconditional Loveseat

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'