Couch Potato Champions Pillows

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Our lifestyle is watching lifestyle TV.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

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Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"In da house"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'