Couch Potato Championship Pillows

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Unconditional Loveseat

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Starvation Watching

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"In da house"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Lockdown Brain